The Horrible Dr. Bones.

The Horrible Dr. Bones” is another Full Moon pictures production.  The director was one of the directors involved in “The Dungeonmaster” which pretty much means that we can expect nothing short of pure cheese.  Cheese can satisfy sometimes, but it also can lead to experiences like “Shrunken Heads” or anything Charles Band is involved with.  We won’t know how this one will play out until we attack it head on.  So, let’s do this.  It has a wonderfully short seventy minute run time, so, at least that will help.



Starkwell: Probably for the best.

Lovelock: Thank you, Universe.


Zero thumbs up.  Too bad the ‘I don’t remember where I bought this’ store has a no return policy.


  1. Tony Brubaker03:30

    Still 100 times better than anything the British film industry has ever produced ! ! !.

  2. Tony Brubaker03:35

    I`d like to get a three-hour 'tantric' blow-job from Miley Cyrus and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk down her lushious young throat, what a stunningly gorgeous babe that bird is.

  3. Kev D.03:37

    Tony, i completely agree, on both counts.

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  5. Tony Brubaker11:08

    Heres a list of things i`d love to have done to the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985: fuck her, bugger her, sodomize her, tit-fuck her (obviously), fist duck her (vaginally and anally), 69 her, pearl necklace her, and spunk all over her. When that bird was 17 she was THE most amazing bird i`ve ever seen, EVER ! ! !.