I’ve honestly never heard anything about this film. But if we’ve learned anything from other movies from around this time that have the word zombie in the title, it’s that they often barely feature any zombies. Let’s wait and see, I guess, if this 1946 venture is guilty of the same.
[Someone has stolen twelve pints of blood from the hospital.]
Starkwell: The stage is set.
[Caped Man sneaks into Dr. Rufus Maynard’s office.]
Starkwell: Wait, no one saw him come in? They just left through that door.
Lovelock: Honestly, who cares, the dude in the cape is awesome and creepy and the best.
Starkwell: Ormond Murks and Rufus Maynard… this movie might have the best names ever.
As Ormond kills Rufus for his blood, Starkwell noted that “people don’t talk like this anymore, and, really, that’s a shame.” Lovelock responded something along the lines of having heard that before and called Starkwell a nerd. They did seem pretty psyched about the movie so far.
[Cops see Ormond digging a grave.]
Starkwell: Did the cop just say “he ain’t diggin’ potatoes”?
Lovelock: Did he just say “the party that has a peculiar passion for pickling”?
The cops go to the hospital and find Dr. Evans and Nurse Drake. The cops are pretty insensitive. As Lovelock said, “it’s almost comical.” Even more insane is how calm and funny Evans and Drake are acting when the cops are interrogating them. These are some pretty dumb cops.
[Dr. Evans and Nurse Drake are essentially trying to be like the Hardy Boys.]
Starkwell: Why would they try and solve the case?
Lovelock: Probably for the same reason that they think it’s so hilarious that they are the top suspects in a murder investigation.
Starkwell: Best line so far is the Nurse’s supremely sexist “You might need help, and I’m good at screaming.”
Lovelock: That’s what them skirts do best. Well that and getting’ into trouble. Lousy dames.
As the film played out like a live action episode of Scooby Doo, the pair seemed both interested and bored all at the same time. They perked up during a somewhat interesting car chase sequence. Honestly, it was pretty impressive for 1946.
[Hypnotized Nurse Drake works with Ormond.]
Starkwell: Make up your mind, movie… Is it voodoo, black magic or hypnosis?
[Things resolve and the movie ends immediately.]