A 2010 straight-to-video film that features a porn actress in the starring role is almost guaranteed to be awful. I’m surprised Starkwell and Lovelock haven’t already left the room.
[Scientists experiment on cats.]
Lovelock: Awww… look at the kitties.
Starkwell: Did you say kitties or titties?
Lovelock: Does it even matter at this point?
Worst acting ever, set design that looks like it was thrown together by five year olds, dialogue that sounds as if written by a drunken fifth grader… I don’t know how long this will last.
Starkwell: High powered military scientists, and those plastic champagne glasses are all they can afford?
Porn Star gets naked for crusty old dude, and Starkwell leaves. Then Lovelock leaves. Then I shut it off. Hopeless. How does bullshit like this get made? Boobs, I guess.